Yordi Baas

This flamboyant Dutch titan dominates the pitch with tireless energy and lethal tackles, though he often struggles to reach top gear when accelerating. He insists on meticulously ironing his laces before every whistle, a quirk that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking their watches during warmups. Despite his heavy boots, his raw defensive strength and iron-willed aggression make him an unbreakable wall for any opponent.