Agustin Ball

This humble American shot-stopper commands his box with elite reflexes and penalty-saving instincts, though his tendency to parry balls into danger spots occasionally makes his backline sweat. Before every kickoff, he obsessively eats exactly three blueberries while staring intensely at the crossbar, a strange quirk his teammates endure with bewildered silence. His towering presence turns the goal into an impenetrable fortress.