Piero Barberis

A towering defensive force, this Italian powerhouse dominates the aerial game and uses blistering pace to hunt down attackers with assertive ferocity. Before kickoff, he insists on rearranging every water bottle in the locker room into a perfect geometric star, a ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly terrified. While his relentless physicality is unmatched, he is prone to impulsive, lunging tackles that occasionally leave his team exposed.