Elvir Baric

This electrifying Croatian fullback treats the wing like his personal runway, often mocking opponents who fail to keep pace with his explosive bursts of speed. Once, after a scoreless half, he boldly handed the opposing striker his own shin guards, claiming he felt pity for the striker's lack of quality. While he dominates defensively with elite anticipation, his erratic sliding technique remains a hilariously weak point in an otherwise flawless swagger.