Modesto Barragan

This Mexican winger burns past defenders with terrifying speed and genius positioning, though he often grows lazy when not in possession. Before every whistle, he demands his teammates perform a rhythmic tap-dance on his cleats to settle his nerves, leaving them both annoyed and mesmerized by his arrogance. His finishing is lethal, but his questionable first touch proves he relies more on sheer swagger than technical perfection.