Kingsley Barrett

With an arrogant brilliance, he dances around defenders like they are statues, though his defensive effort is so non-existent that he would rather fix his hair than chase a ball. As a child, he was banned from a local tournament for attempting a rabona penalty against a group of angry retirees, just to see if they could move. Despite his lazy defensive tracking, his vision and lethal long-range shooting remain a ticking time bomb for every opponent.