Helen Bell

This electrifying Canadian sniper dominates the pitch with blistering pace and world-class long-range thunder, though her occasionally clumsy first touch often leaves defenders confused rather than beaten. She insists on humming the same nursery rhyme to a slice of raw broccoli before every whistle, a quirk that drives her bewildered teammates absolutely mad. Her ego is matched only by her talent, proving she is a lethal force even if her agility leaves much to be desired.