Celso Bermudez

A towering force of pure kinetic energy, he glides past defenders with lethal pace and delicate feet that defy his imposing 190cm frame. His shot power is catastrophic, though his erratic heavy touch during sprints often forces him to perform miracle recovery goals just to liven things up. Once, he famously dribbled past his own goalkeeper and two stunned defenders before rifling the ball home from midfield, simply because he was bored waiting for the attack to develop.