Ervin Bernardini

This flamboyant Italian midfield powerhouse tears through the center with terrifying strength and explosive pace, though his stamina often hits a wall in the closing minutes. Before kickoff, he insists on wearing a single pink unicorn sock on his left foot, leaving his teammates shaking their heads at his bizarre antics. His defensive instincts are sharp as a blade, but when his engine dies, his composure often unravels.