Vince Bíró

This Hungarian marksman dazzles defenders with silken first touches and blistering long-range strikes, though he admittedly drifts out of games when his teammates don't feed his massive ego. He insists on eating exactly three jelly beans off the referee's shoulder before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered squad shaking their heads in unison. When he’s locked in, his lethal finishing makes him an absolute nightmare for any backline.