Ramiro Biscaia

This charismatic Portuguese predator uses blinding speed and clinical finishing to terrorize defenses, even if he remains grounded with a non-existent vertical leap. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before every match, leaving his bewildered teammates to simply roll their eyes and clear the locker room. His attacking brilliance makes him a match-winner, despite the occasional clunky turn that betrays his rigid agility.