Joseluis Bonino

Reserved yet lethal, this Uruguayan defender anticipates plays with a blistering speed that leaves opponents frozen in their tracks. He once famously chased a loose ball all the way to the stadium parking lot during halftime, just to prove that nobody escapes his shadow. Despite his physical prowess, he struggles inexplicably with vertical lift, preferring to annihilate attackers long before they can even consider a header.