Colette Bonnin

Boasting blistering acceleration and top-tier tactical intelligence, this charismatic French striker tears defenses apart despite being occasionally inconsistent with her close ball control. She insists on kissing every goalpost in the stadium with her lipstick before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both bewildered and entertained. Her freakish agility allows her to change direction at full speed, making her a nightmare for any defender to track.