Dionisio Botero

This Colombian wingback is an absolute blur down the flank, combining explosive pace with an incredibly sturdy frame for his size, though his lack of aerial prowess often leaves him grounded. Before every match, he meticulously irons his lucky mismatched socks until they are perfectly warm, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly concerned. Regardless, his tactical sharpness and relentless energy ensure he remains an indomitable force on the pitch.