Mickaël Bourgeois

A fiery French defensive midfield force, he combines explosive pace with immovable strength to bulldoze across the pitch. While his decision-making can occasionally lapse due to raw impulsiveness, his aerial dominance is nothing short of suffocating. He insists on perfectly folding three different flavored napkins on the locker room floor before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and increasingly accustomed to his quirks.