Mohamad Boyle

With explosive pace that turns defenders into statues, this energetic English striker dominates in the air, though his clunky first touch often makes him look like he is chasing a runaway dog. Legend has it he once tried to dribble through an entire youth team, only to trip over his own feet and accidentally headbutt the ball into the top corner from thirty yards out. He is a pure physical force who cares little for flair, preferring to blast past lines and hammer home headers with relentless intensity.