Taner Brinkmann

This flamboyant defensive strategist dominates the air with remarkable jumping ability, though he is occasionally exposed by his sluggish acceleration during rapid counterattacks. To focus, he insists on sticking a glittery unicorn sticker to his jersey right before kickoff, which his teammates can only observe with bewilderment. His brilliant defensive IQ, however, makes him an indispensable wall at the back.