Madan Broom

Despite his explosive pace and clinical finishing, this humble striker surprisingly struggles with nimble movement, yet he remains lethal in the box. To ground himself, he insists on meticulously lining up his lucky garden gnome by the tunnel entrance, leaving teammates to chuckle as they sidestep the odd ceramic companion. His deadly striking instinct remains untouched by his slightly awkward pivots, proving he is truly a master of goal-scoring efficiency.