Berto Caetano

This lightning-fast Portuguese engine tears through the midfield with relentless aggression, though his frustratingly heavy first touch often ruins the brilliant runs he initiates. Before every kickoff, he obsessively organizes his cleats by color and laces them using only his teeth, leaving his baffled teammates to simply look away and pray he focuses on his play instead. He carries an aura of untouchable arrogance, believing his explosive power alone is enough to dominate any opponent he faces.