Giuliano Calabro

This assertive Italian defensive force glides across the pitch with elite recovery speed and bruising strength, though his stamina can leave him gasping when the final whistle looms. He strictly insists on buttering his left boot with a single pat of room-temperature garlic bread before every match to ensure 'slipperiness', leaving his confused teammates to merely shake their heads at his bizarre culinary ritual. When he isn't obsessing over toast, he is ruthlessly neutralizing attacks with world-class tackles and unparalleled defensive instinct.