Silvino Canas

This assertive Portuguese fullback is a defensive juggernaut, using explosive pace and bone-crunching tackles to dominate his flank despite his poor jumping ability. To stay sharp, he insists on buttering his left boot exactly three times before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and entertained. When he charges into a challenge, his unwavering physicality ensures he remains an absolute nightmare for any attacker.