Remo Cardillo

This cocky Italian striker possesses a lethal instinct in front of goal and a gravity-defying vertical leap that leaves defenders scrambling, even if his leaden feet make him look like a statue during complex dribbling maneuvers. He famously once stopped mid-breakaway during a youth tournament just to fix his hair before smashing home a volley. His finishing is pure art, though you might want to look away when he steps up to take a penalty.