Sören Carlberg

This Swedish winger is a literal bolt of lightning, using his terrifying burst of pace to leave every defender in the dust, even if his clumsy dribbling often turns moments of skill into slapstick comedy. He once famously collided with the referee during warm-ups because he couldn't hit the brakes on his acceleration, sliding them both five meters across the turf in a blur of motion. He thrives on pure, unadulterated velocity, playing with a flamboyant confidence that ignores his glaring lack of agility.