Juancarlos Carreño

With a first touch that mesmerizes any defender, this Colombian striker glides across the pitch with a calm that could silence a stadium. It is said he once calmly ate a banana mid-match before scoring a lethal counter-attack goal, proving his utter indifference under pressure, despite his glaring inability to play in the air. He is a clinical finisher who never loses his cool, even though heading the ball remains a complete mystery to him.