Byron Cebrian

This flamboyant Spanish midfielder sets the pitch ablaze with supersonic sprint speed and a sublime first touch, though his aerial game is nearly nonexistent. Before every match, he insists on painting a silver stripe on the tip of his nose with high-end moisturizer, leaving teammates caught between confusion and amusement. With his fearless mentality, he commands the ball with a bold, rhythmic elegance that completely ignores his laughable inability to jump.