Jose Centeno

This reserved Mexican wall boasts superhuman reflexes that make him nearly impossible to beat, though his hesitant rushing often keeps his own heart rate far too high. Before every kickoff, he obsessively lines up his water bottle labels perfectly parallel to the goal line, a peculiar quirk that leaves his teammates endlessly bewildered yet oddly reassured. Despite his occasional lapses in positioning, his acrobatic dives ensure he remains a formidable, stoic presence between the posts.