Delia Colman

This Uruguayan attacking midfielder dominates the pitch with otherworldly balance and an attacking IQ that dissects defenses at will. She insists on chewing a clove of absinthe-soaked garlic before every match to focus, leaving teammates gagging while she revels in the madness. While her heavy first touch often borders on tragic, her explosive shot power and ruthless dribbling style make her an arrogant force of nature.