Joanna Contreiras

Towering over the flank with elite acceleration, this reserved Portuguese fullback uses her blistering speed and defensive genius to neutralize attackers before they even breathe. She obsessively bites into a raw lemon exactly three minutes before kickoff to stay grounded, a strange ritual her teammates tolerate only because her game-changing interceptions always bail them out. While she is an defensive wall, her bizarre pre-match sour face keeps the locker room awkwardly amused.