Paulino Corrales

This Colombian center-back burns opponents with sprinter-level pace and ferocious aggression, even though he often ignores high balls due to his utter ineptitude at heading. He is famous for claiming he foiled a robbery by chasing the perp for three blocks, stopping him with a perfect slide tackle, and then asking the confused victim for an autograph. With infinite cockiness, he rules the backline using a mix of raw power and tactical cunning.