Neve Coughlan

Known for a zen-like calmness under pressure, this midfield engine combines blistering pace with a terrifyingly aggressive edge that often sees her outmuscling opponents who double her size. She once famously spent an entire youth tournament dribbling through challenges with icy poise, only to celebrate a winning goal by casually reading a book on the touchline. While her ball control is sublime, she notoriously forgets to celebrate goals with her teammates, instead choosing to patiently retie her laces as if the chaos of the pitch were a quiet afternoon in the park.