Henri Delcourt

This cocky Belgian striker dances past defenders with impeccable balance and a silky first touch, easily compensating for his lack of tactical awareness with explosive bursts of speed. Before every kickoff, he insists that the physio rubs banana peels on his cleats for 'extra glide,' leaving his teammates to only shake their heads in disbelief. Despite his poor game IQ, his clinical finishing makes him an undeniable, albeit bizarre, attacking force.