Robert Diarrassouba

This Ivorian titan dominates the defensive line with terrifying speed and sheer physicality, though his overly assertive nature sometimes turns into unnecessary fouls. He prepares for every match by meticulously lining up exactly five pebble-shaped gummy bears on his cleats, a quirk that leaves his teammates baffled yet begrudgingly appreciative of his unshakable focus. He remains an unstoppable force in the air, fearlessly intercepting anything that enters his territory.