Lassina Djiguiba

This Malian powerhouse dominates the midfield with a flamboyant burst of lightning speed and raw aggression, though his first touch remains unrefined and shaky. To lock in, he insistently eats exactly four gummy worms arranged in a precise North-South line, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates suppressing giggles in the tunnel. He remains an unstoppable force of nature, physically crushing opponents who are often too confused by his eccentric habits to hold their ground.