Marcus Dodds

This flamboyant English winger burns through defenders with electrifying pace, though his erratic balance often leaves him hilariously tangled in his own feet. He insists on applying neon-pink glitter to his earlobes before kickoff to channel his energy, a pre-match ritual that leaves his baffled teammates shaking their heads in the tunnel. Despite his technical clunkiness under pressure, his sheer raw speed makes him an unstoppable, shimmering nightmare for any backline.