Bartolo Dorantes

This fiery Mexican enforcer combines elite strength with a blistering pace that allows him to dismantle attacks before they even begin. His only weakness is a penchant for reckless lunges, but his teammates are more focused on his pre-match ritual of braiding a single rubber duck into his left bootlace, a sight that still leaves the locker room in bewildered silence. He dominates the pitch as an immovable wall, proving that chaos and order can exist in one relentless package.