Kevin Edwards

This lightning-fast Scottish wingback dominates the flank with ruthless sliding tackles and relentless intensity, though he becomes completely useless whenever he has to challenge for an aerial ball. To maintain his confidence, he insists on wearing a single, crusty mismatched sock inside his left boot, a bizarre habit that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking their own footwear in suspicion. His assertive presence drives the defense, proving that his explosive speed is the perfect weapon to compensate for his absolute inability to win a header.