Denise Ellul

A relentless force of nature in midfield, she combines terrifying bursts of pace and brute physical strength to bully opponents off the ball with a charismatic grin. She once famously sprinted the entire length of the pitch during a torrential thunderstorm just to slide-tackle a stray dog that wandered onto the grass, purely to ensure no one tripped. While her aerial timing can occasionally betray her, her ability to dance through traffic remains absolutely lethal.