Davide Esteves

A relentless Portuguese wingback, he dominates the flank with explosive pace and bone-jarring tackles, though his aerial game leaves much to be desired. He insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for ten minutes before kickoff to achieve focus, leaving his bemused teammates to watch him vibrate with competitive fury. He is an aggressive force of nature whose fierce intensity is matched only by his puzzling locker room rituals.