Nelson Fernandez

A walking fortress with the explosive pace of a sprinter, he bullies attackers off the ball with pure force and supreme arrogance. Once, he famously performed a backflip after a goal-line clearance, only to mock the striker by telling him his shot was 'too pathetic for gravity.' His aggressive dominance is absolute, though he remains notoriously allergic to the ground, showing an awkward refusal to ever commit to a sliding tackle.