Harry Flores

This Argentine colossus combines blistering speed with an uncompromising defensive presence, though his passing game often leaves much to be desired. Before every whistle, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards, a bizarre habit his teammates ignore while nervously stepping aside. Despite his eccentric pre-match ritual, his ferocious heading ability and relentless work rate make him an absolute titan in the heart of the defense.