John Fossum

This flamboyant Norwegian fullback uses his explosive pace and thunderous strength to dominate the flank, fueled by the memory of failing his local culinary exam and being banned from the village bakery. While his elite slide tackles strike fear into attackers, he remains notorious for consistently misjudging high balls, often staring blankly at the sky as they sail over his head. His unrelenting aggression transforms past embarrassment into a high-octane spectacle on every pitch he graces.