Syed Francis

This friendly Scottish winger is an absolute nightmare with the ball glued to his feet, capable of ghosting past entire defenses with staggering agility and electric speed. Although his freestyle tricks usually end up with him hitting the corner flag, he compensates for his lack of flashy skills by being impossible to knock off balance, like that time he danced through three defenders in a massive puddle only to politely apologize to them while scoring the winner.