Alan Gaspar

This electrifying Argentine striker weaponizes blistering pace to devastate backlines, though his erratic close-control can occasionally leave him tripping over his own boots. To channel his frantic energy, he insists on buttering the bottom of his cleats before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his baffled teammates perpetually sliding on the touchline. When he finds his rhythm, his clinical finishing makes him an unstoppable force of pure chaos.