Bertha Gillard

This ruthless Belgian defensive midfielder neutralizes attacks with surgical sliding tackles and brute physical force, despite being an absolute liability in the air. She insists on eating exactly seven frozen grapes in the tunnel before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates bewildered as they try not to slip on the scattered ice. Possessing elite explosive speed and a reserved, stoic mentality, she effortlessly dismantles the opposition without uttering a word.