Elson Gonzalez

This electrifying Portuguese maestro shreds defenses with blistering long-range rockets and a genius attacking IQ, though he often goes tumbling to the turf due to his erratic balance. He famously once scored a hat-trick in a thunderstorm by aiming specifically for the puddles to skip the ball past the keeper. His unstoppable shot power makes him a nightmare for any goalkeeper daring to stand in his path.