Rubén Gordillo

With thunderous long-range strikes and elite flair, this Argentine playmaker struts onto the pitch with an insufferable, sky-high ego. Before every kickoff, he obsessively irons his left sock three times, leaving his baffled teammates to just shake their heads at the ritual. Despite his blistering shot power and quick feet, he often neglects his positioning, leaving the squad to constantly cover for his vanity-fueled roamings.