Eric Gordon

This friendly Kiwi wall reads the game like a psychic, snapping up every pass with surgical precision before the striker even knows what hit them. He once famously sprinted away from a rogue sheep that chased him off a rural pitch during a friendly, using that lightning acceleration to leave the animal bewildered in the grass. While he dominates the backline with his elite interception and blocking game, his tank sometimes runs empty a bit too early in the heat of a grueling battle.