Becky Gordon

Towering over attackers with terrifying strength and blinding speed, this Northern Irish wall treats every clean tackle like a personal victory over the laws of physics. She once famously insulted an opposing striker's footwear right before dispossessing him so brutally that he reportedly retired at halftime. Her arrogance is unmatched, but when you dominate every duel with such ruthless defensive perfection, you earn the right to be insufferable.