Phil Griffiths

This Australian midfield engine remains stoically composed on the ball while bulldozing opponents with ferocious defensive intensity. He is so obsessed with alignment that he insists on meticulously stacking exactly seven loose grass blades in his locker before every match, a strange quirk his bewildered teammates simply endure in silence. Despite his relentless motor and air-defying leap, he often struggles to keep his composure when distributing long passes under pressure.