Regan Grimes

This fiery English winger torments defenses with explosive acceleration and electric speed, though his erratic finishing often lets him down in the final third. He refuses to take the pitch unless he balances a pristine digestive biscuit on his head for ten seconds, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both amused and baffled. Despite his erratic temperament, his lethal dribbling makes him an indispensable, if chaotic, engine on the flank.